This is my final product. It worked very well and I'm about to start uploading screen shots of airmon-ng displaying various signal strengths when I turned my invention a certain way. I didn't really get any inspiration from online. I had the idea in my head because I remembered I had this music stand in storage, with no real use for it. I don't play music anymore, so I don't really need a music stand. What I like about it the most is that it's so lightweight and so portable.
It's also very adjustable. I could make it 12"-18" tall or extend it all the way up to 60" to put on a balcony. I switched the glossy white side of the wifi card to face the foil, then signals started to increase once I did that! You have to deal with a lot of trial and error before you find something that works for you. I'm going to play with a coffee cantenna later on, once I purchase a metal coffee can and use up all the coffee inside ;-)